Bad on Paper - Shut Up Liver
Here’s to your liver: ‘Shut up and keep up!’ This card is all about celebrating those times when you’ve gone a little overboard and your liver’s had enough. Perfect for the friend who knows how to party hard and laugh it off. Cheers to living it up and not taking things too seriously—because sometimes you just need to tell your liver to hush and enjoy the ride!
10.5cm x 14.8cm
Premium, matte 400gsm
Individually wrapped in a cello sleeve including a premium white envelope enclosed in a mailer.
Bad on Paper was created to rebel against the overpriced and generic options available in the greeting card category.
Priya and Tara have been friends for years and both share a rude, crude, self-deprecating sense of humour. Between them they can relate to everything that life has to offer, from living the single life, going through heartbreak, buying houses, long term relationships and becoming a parent.
Bad on Paper believes in creating memorable moments by incorporating pop culture and humour into traditional gifting occasions, as well as the less acknowledged life events like breakups, fuckups and everything in between.
Forget the overpriced, generic and fake grin factor from the typical greeting card. Let our content do the talking and get a little Bad on Paper.
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Shipping is charged as follows (may differ during promotional periods):
*Australian order with a value under $200 - $10 standard shipping or $15 express.
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*NZ order - $15AUD flat rate, standard shipping.
*International (excl. NZ) - $35AUD flat rate, standard shipping.
If your new item is not quite right, we have the following return options available in addition to your rights under Australian Consumer Law:
For full price items and items purchased during a promotion, we offer an exchange or a store credit, NO refunds are available unless your item is faulty.
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Conditions
- Your return is initiated within 7 days of receiving your order.
- Your return is sent back within 7 days of being approved.
- Item/s are in original condition (unworn and unwashed with all tags attached).
- A return authorisation has been approved by an EH team member via email.
- Proof of purchase is accompanied with the returned merchandise.
- The shipping cost to return item is payable by the customer.
Eclectic House reserves the right to deny a return if it does not meet any of the
conditions above.
- Submitting a Return
Please submit your return request via email to enquiries@eclectichouse.com.au - Once approved, send the item(s) back to us with a copy of your approval
email, proof of purchase and clear reference to your order number at the following address:
ECLECTIC HOUSE RETURNS
74 OTHO STREET
INVERELL, NSW 2360
AUSTRALIA
PH: 02 6721 0370
You are also welcome to return your Online Order in store, provided it meets all our above conditions.
Please ensure you use a protective bag and a registered/traceable form of
postage as Eclectic House will not be responsible for goods that are damaged or lost in transit.
You will receive an email notification once your return is received and processed.
Store credits and refunds are issued immediately, but please be aware that refunds can sometimes take up to 15 business days to be processed by your bank.
We understand how tricky online shopping can be...... and what looks great on a size 4, 10 foot amazon lady model doesn’t always convert to real bodies. So what we can offer are some real bodies. We are a small team of mums and a token hot grandma and range from size 6 - 22.
If you're second guessing a fit, one of us will be in your size range and can try it on and send you photos. Let us know what you are looking for in a garment and we can give you direction with cuts and styling to best suit your needs.
The struggle: We understand that everybody’s different and we get the battles that go along with finding longer length sleeves and pants for tall ladies. On the shorter side we understand how it is trying to find tops that aren’t too long. We know these struggles well; let us do the ground work for you by providing some curated options for your needs. This is our thing and we love doing it! Please reach out and get in touch, we would love to provide you with real and customised service to save you time and meet your needs.
Contact us:
e: enquiries@eclectichouse.com.au
t: 02 6721 0370
We are also size inclusive, offering embrace/plus size clothing up to size 26 and petite sizes too - XXXS / size 4 in ladies.
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